bimbos are everywhere

just when you thought you were safe, and your children (or your niece, cousin, stepchild, supposed child, childhood crush, aunt - you get the drift) could sleep at night after watching all this reality tv, there is a new kid on the block. literally.

welcome to - design your own bimbo. a game targeted to poor little girls who don't go through enough torture with the media, but now the internet has found yet another way to make me sound like a feminist.

breast implants, face lifts and medications - these are all purchases you can make for your very own virtual bimbo (it's what they call the dolls, i swear...) to win the world-beauty-contests.

she starts off naked, like every good bimbo does!

then, you can take your own little whore clubbing, and then make her down a whole bunch of diet pills to meet her target weight. when this little gold-digger's money runs out, as does the 'free-ness' of the game, you must send text messages costing around $2.50 each to top up your whore's account.

so, in essence - your 9 year old daughter could inadvertently coerce you into being a sugar-daddy for her new internet play friend. and all it is, dad, is playing 'doll'. kinda like all the dad's did when they were in college - undressing, dressing, urging the girls to take weight loss pills, and get breast implants. it's literally, virtually, life repeating itself...

France has 1.2 million players.
Britain (which is a fairly new market for the bimbos) has 200,000 and growing, literally.

you can even send your bimbo to a psychiatrist if she is having problems with boyfriends or work - interesting.

maybe the site creator - nicolas jackquart (or jackoff, if you will), should be seeing one as well.

(don't act like you are surprised it's a man who created this, or shall i say boy).

ok - go get your bimbo on children...Miss Bimbo's site.